The Aunt

The Aunt has been competitive. She plays the game with the same reckless abandon that she shows driving her car and falling over things.

The Aunt, aka Crash, Beach Bums and Candy, is devious. She has been a poor role model for her niece and other family members. She was the instigator of the infamous CandyMig.

She is one of the first to go into protective mode when Da Family members are attacked (Unless it is Coach or Pilot). Her enemies refer to her as "Attila the Hen". (Behind her Back)

The Aunt won the first FF championship and is usually a contender. She works hard and stays up all night watching the waiver wire.

She likes dogs and dancing in the rain. A recovering smoker that can be dangerous at times. She once had a real job as a bean counter.

Her beach house was destroyed in Hurricane Ike, but, was one of the first to rebuild on Bolivar Peninsula. A staunch animal rights activist, she has purchased her own burial plot in the pet cemetary off Spindletop Rd.

Vegas Odds: 10:1

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