The Sneaky Mom

Will the real Sneaky Mom stand up? Who would have thought that the innocent, four-eyed little blonde on the left would turn into the master of disguise above. Not much is known of Sneaky Mom's life in the years in between. No one knows what led her to a life of espionage and intrigue.

There are some rumors of her leading a double life as a Mother by day and a spy by night. The only thing that is known for sure is that she requires little sleep and has been spotted in Walmart in the wee hours of the morning. Most feel that she has abandoned the life of mystery to concentrate on Fantasy Football. It is known that she occasionally reverts back to her clandestine training by spying on her sister's husband and friends only to be disappointed when she found them doing nothing. She was a participant in the Candymig caper and cropped and enhanced photos to make her opponents look bad and her look good.

Sneaky Mom has been one of the more successful players. She has finished in the playoffs every year. Every year she has the same game plan. She whines about how bad her teams are, how little she knows about football, how her job keeps her from studying, her computer doesn't work, her electricity is out, her husband intimidates her, she doesn't want to beat her baby boys and then will go for your juggler. Like all members of Da Family she is extremely competitive and combative. Many outsiders believe that she is actually Da Family "Boss". She uses that little blonde Daddy's girls to get your guard down and the next thing you know, you are down 40 points. A player to beat every year. Don't let the raven wig fool you, 'cause no one knows what color her roots really are.

Her nanner puddin' is better than anything Aunt Bea ever made. She is a James Bond in a Martha Stewart apron.

Vegas Odds: 5:1

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