G-Man Named Top Ten Super Hero

 

Internet powerhouse Blogspot.com released the results of its year-long study covering all of the great Super Heroes of the last two centuries.  As expected Superman and Batman were at top of the list.  However, local Super Hero, G-Man was included on the list for the first time.  A spokesman for Blogspot cited G-Man's accomplishments as being on a level with all of the better known Heroes.
He said, G-Man preferred to work in anonymity.  His habit of giving credit to others for many years had kept his accomplishments low key and mostly unrecognized. 
Upon hearing of his recognition many well known personalities praised his achievements.

Queen Elizabeth was quoted to say, "Sir 'G'" is truly a remarkable man.  One of the most dependable and effective supporters that I have ever known.      

 

The Duke once said, "G-Man made what I am"











Top Gun and Sneaky Mom, both sometime nemesis of G-Man acknowledge that G-Man was a fierce competitor.  They expressed relief that he had retired, but were still concerned about facing him in the competitive Fantasy Football league.




The entire staff of blogspot.com is pleased to recognize the outstanding contributions of
G-Man.  His work with aspiring Super Heroes and the popular Super Hero Fantasy Camps will continue to make impacts on the world for many generations.  Our staff would also like to endorse the local efforts to rename Hwy 105 to Super Hero Highway.  An appropriate tribute to one of the ten greatest Super Heroes of our time.

 

Long Live G-Man

Super Hero Retires, Names Successor

Press Release: 

Today in an unexpected move The Super Hero known as "G-Man'  announced his retirement along with his Sidekick, Buddy.

 

"After nearly 50 years of fighting crime, promoting justice, and trying to live the 'Texan Way', my Sidekick,  Buddy,  and I have decided to retire from a proactive role of reducing evil and protecting damsels in distress where ever we are called.  Sidekick plans to spend his time collecting things,  reducing the size of his storage and the naming of Hwy 105, Super Hero Highway.  I plan to devote my energies to my Fantasy Football team, coaching and counseling aspiring apprentice super heroes and providing guidance, motivation and vision to my legion of fans and followers, mainly those that can be found in Section BB. 

Being looked up to by so many has taken its toll, and, I have to admit, I have slowed down a bit.  While attending the Royal Wedding, I had to get a running start to leap a tall building.  Sidekick has lost some efficiency as a master of disguise.  He was recognized in Hooters several months ago.  After much discussion over cheeseburgers, we have decided to turn over our stardom while we are still on the top of our game.  

The world will not be left defenseless with our departure as we have prepared for this moment for many years.  We have had many apprentices in training and have selected the most talented one to take my place.  We have worked many assignments together and he has performed in a talented and professional manner.  His talents are well suited for the 21st Century and the changing cultural we are experiencing.  I would like to take this moment to introduce,  Abdul, New Super Hero                        

Side kick and I would like to encourage everyone to be honest, do the right thing and call your Mamma's. We will continue to support the principles of truth, justice and the Texas Way.  Those wishing to make donations should designate them to the "George W. "Buddy" Fortune Backstop Youth Center" fund.  Peace and God Bless Texas!

Coffee With G Man

It is G Man Time! The Fantasy Football World trembles in his presence. Mother Nature speaks his name.



Aliens from other universes honor his presence.




He is truly the Second Most Interesting Man in the World.


Al Capone had Elliot Ness. Napoleon met Wellington at Waterloo. The Joker had Batman. Wylie Coyote had the road runner. And, Da Family has G Man. Much like the US in post WWII in Germany and Japan after we annihilated the respective armies and regimes, we spent much effort restoring and rebuilding those nations we conquered. In the true American Spirit and after dominating Da Family, The G Man is going to share his knowledge, give advice and critique FF play this year in the true spirit of Sportsmanship.



Everyone is encourage to watch for the Premier of "Coffee With G Man" show and tune in weekly for the soon to be Emmy nominated sports show.