I just saw on the news that Justin Beiber is being investigated for assault of a Los Angeles photographer. I must admit that I don't know much about Beiber or his music. But, I believe that he is about 5'6" tall and a 16 or 18 year old kid that probably weighs about 105 pounds soaking wet. Sounds like an ambulance chasing lawyer might be involved somewhere. The photographer will probably show up in court with bandages on his head claiming permanent brain damage, a ruined career and a sex life in shambles that even the best Cialis commercial can't help.
This "Breaking News" story reminded me of one of my employees in Tennessee during my early years in management. Howard (his real name) was a mechanic in a textile fiber plant. Like many of the senior employees in the mid-60's, he was a WWII veteran. Well, Howard had a daughter that was married to some young man and they lived in a trailer park. Apparently their marriage was a little rocky and Howard had been involved more than once in reconciling some of their differences.
During one particular mediation, Howard used the son-in-law's guitar to help the young man see the error of his ways. He wasn't playing Willie Nelson Ballads, but used the stringed instrument to beat the kid about his head and shoulders. When he finished persuading him, all he was left holding was the yoke of the guitar.
The young man was not satisfied with the conclusion and filed assault charges against Howard. Howard got himself a lawyer.
A little known fact at the time was that Howard was not just any WWII veteran. He had lost a leg during the War. He wore a prosthesis and walked without a limp. I did not know he only had one leg . Well, when it came time for Howard to appear in court, his attorney had him take off the wooden leg, pin up his pants leg and come into court on crutches.
Verdict: Not Guilty
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