Monday, October 18, 2010

The Back Stop Was My Day Care Center

Riding on IH 10 West of Beaumont you will see a magnificent new football complex.  Amid some controversy, the football stadium and natorium was included in a rather large bond issue to build new schools for the school district.  The stadium was named to honor the school superintendent.  It is officially known as the "Carroll A. "Butch" Thomas Educational Support Center".  It is now called "The Butch" by some.  Reflecting on the name decision to call it an "Educational Support Center" took me back to my youth and our "Support Centers"

For a group of boys growing in the 1950s all that was needed was a baseball, a bat and enough gloves for half of the kids.  In our day we always managed to have a baseball.  It was  brown from repeated use and sometimes the threads were breaking or coming unwound.  One bat was available, maybe two.  They both probably had some small nails where they had been broken.  Alvin Stephens had the best bat.  George Fortune got some gloves from his Uncle the Coach and several of us would provide the balls.  The baseballs also had many scratches from repeated foul balls hitting the asphalt or shell roads or striking the back stop.   You could play baseball without a backstop, but it was not desirable.  Without one the game slowed down as we had to stop and retrieve errant pitches and fouls that would otherwise be contained by the back stop. 

The boys of Highland Ave. were fortunate.   We had a back stop.  It was located on the school grounds of C.W. Bingman Elementary school where most of us were students.  It was this back stop that served as the focal point from the time we were nine or ten years old until we got too big to play on the improvised diamond.  We never had enough for two nine player teams, but had enough to play.  We had to improvise some rules like; no right fielder therefore any ball hit there was foul.  The bases were bare spots in the dirt. Close calls were mediated in a fair manner such that a dispute never interfered with the game. 
There was a core group of boys; Bobby Katz, George Fortune, Bobby Kinnear, Buster Coats, Alvin Stephens, myself and my little brother, Chub, that would assemble at the backstop every day during the summer.  A few of us would make phone calls to try to get others to play.  Many mornings I rode my bike about two miles to pick up Don Ray so he could play with us.  Others made phone calls and often Russell Reich, Andy Moorefield, Johnny Richardson and James Kelsey would play.  There were others from time to time, but you could usually count on 10 to 12 each day. 

Each game would start with the traditional team selection.  The game couldn't begin until the dew had evaporated from the grass or the ball would get soggy.  We would play until there were too few of us left to conduct a game.  From the back stop we would usually ride our bikes to Jones 7-11 or Mazzu Bros Gulf Fillin' Station for a Mr. Cola or Grapette or some other real cold beverage.  We would buy some baseball cards and chew the bubble gum.  We were either Yankee or Dodger fans and emulated our favorites. I was Roy Campanella, George was Duke Snider and so it goes.  The next day it was meet at the back stop and do it all over again. 

The funny thing is I can't remember ever asking permission to go to the backstop or it never occurred to me that my parents might disapprove.  In the summer they went to work and we went to the school grounds.  Baseball was our baby sitter and the Back Stop was the Day Care Center. 

It was at the Back Stop that we developed our social skills.  We were competitive and wanted to be the best.  We learned that you must compromise or seek consensus to have a good game.  No one person was always right.  No one got into trouble. You needed everyone to play as fielding two teams was more important than  skill levels.  No adult supervision was required.  It was baseball and the rules of the game were all that was needed.  That is where we learned to play and respect the game.  It was FUN!

None of the gang made it to the majors.  In fact, only about half of us even played in high school.  But of the names I can recall there are five Engineers, a CPA, A journeyman Electrician, two educators and several that I have lost complete touch.  All have lived successful lives, raised families and been contributors to society.

Out of curiosity, I recently decided to check out the back stop.  It, or a replica, is still there.  Right on the corner of S. Kenneth and Winfree.  However, I don't think that it gets much use as a Day Care center anymore as what used to be the field is now  a parking lot. 

The Back Stop

Maybe "The Butch" will develop young men and women in it's role as an Educational Support Center, I dunno.   What I do know is The Back Stop and others like it all over the country did just that.
It is on that note, that I am leading a campaign to name the back stop pictured above as the   "George Wayne "Buddy" Fortune Back Stop and Day Care Center". "The Buddy"

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

One Cool Dude

Several weeks ago I was performing my "Courier" duties on my part time job at the local motorcycle shop.  A light rain was falling when I returned to the shop parking lot after making a run to the local bank.  When I got out of the truck, I put the satchel over my head and walked the 40 or so feet to the door before I could get out of the rain. 

A little while later one of my co-workers that is about half my age, came up to me and said, "Mr. Jim you are really cool". "I mean, you are a cool dude."  After checking to make sure that my wallet was still in my pocket, I asked, "What are you talking about?"  He remarked that he had watched me get out of the truck and in spite of the rain, just casually walked to the front door without getting in any hurry or showing any concern for the rain.  He was impressed with my "No Fear" demeanor.

After thinking about what he said, I said thanks and walked off.   I decided not to tell him that I was too crippled to run and just let the "Cool Dude" tag ride.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

It Doesn't Matter Whether You Win or Lose, ...


It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's how you played the game. Even as a kid growing up on S. Parkway, I knew this was bull. It usually meant you lost. I can see it now. It's Monday Night Football, the game just ended and the announcers say, "Let's go to Andrea Creamer on the sideline with tonight's star, Alan Haynesworth, Andrea...." Andrea: "Alan I noticed you didn't step on any one's head tonight, way to play the game. Alan: "Thanks, Ms. Creamer, the OL had been helping me up all night and I wanted to show my appreciation for their courtesy". Andrea: "Way to play the game, Alan. Back to you, Mike..."

Later in my adult life I heard quote, "It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's the point spread that counts" You see, if a team is favored to win by four points and they only win by three, then they lose. Now this has made a lot more sense, until I started playing Fantasy Football.

Now it is no longer about the game, it's about the individual performances. Take the MNF game last night between defending Super Bowl Champion, New Orleans and the Home team, San Francisco 49ers. New Orleans is a four point favorite on the Vegas betting line. If you bet on NO, they have to beat SF by 5 or more points. Going into the game Top Gun has a 30 point lead over Sneaky Mom in the Feature Fantasy Football game in our league. Top Gun's players are through, but Sneaky Mom still has NO's defense and SF running back Frank Gore. Still a huge obstacle to over come. With two minutes left in the game, NO is ahead by eight points and Sneaky Mom is behind by 0.3 and SF has the ball. A NO interception or fumble recovery or a 3 or more yard gain by Frank Gore will be a win for Sneaky Mom. SF is out of time outs and can't stop the clock. They must pass.

The result was classic football, Gore gets 12 yards on an outlet pass and SF goes on to score. NO makes a heroic comeback, kicks a field goal to win by three. SF covered the spread and Sneaky Mom had the FF comeback win of the season based on the performance of Frank Gore. Oh yeah, New Orleans actually won the game.


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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Coffee With G Man




It is G Man Time! The Fantasy Football World trembles in his presence. Mother Nature speaks his name.



Aliens from other universes honor his presence.




He is truly the Second Most Interesting Man in the World.


Al Capone had Elliot Ness. Napoleon met Wellington at Waterloo. The Joker had Batman. Wylie Coyote had the road runner. And, Da Family has G Man. Much like the US in post WWII in Germany and Japan after we annihilated the respective armies and regimes, we spent much effort restoring and rebuilding those nations we conquered. In the true American Spirit and after dominating Da Family, The G Man is going to share his knowledge, give advice and critique FF play this year in the true spirit of Sportsmanship.



Everyone is encourage to watch for the Premier of "Coffee With G Man" show and tune in weekly for the soon to be Emmy nominated sports show.














Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Top Gun


Top Gun does fly jets for a living and rides a Harley. But, don't let the name fool you. He ain't likely to bring Kelly McGillis home to meet his Maw. Kelly would have already had this family member wasted at a toll booth somewhere. He is probably a lot closer to Sonny Corleone than Tom Cruise.

Top Gun has only been a success recently. He won last year going away and whipped everyone pretty bad in the playoffs. But, until he can demonstrate the consistency of the last four mentioned players will he earn Top Gun as a Title vs. a nickname. Speaking of which, he does lead the league in name changes. He is the only player to have more name changes than waiver wire transactions. He can get alot better if he observes and learns from superior players. He can start with his "Spades" game or maybe painting condos. He has drafted well this year and has shown potential. He is on the short list as a possible successor to G Man if he continues to improve.

He likes the color fuchsia and has a butterfly collection.


Top Gun has been voted the second most favorite person to beat.

Vegas Odds: 5:2

Monday, September 13, 2010

The Sneaky Mom



Will the real Sneaky Mom stand up? Who would have thought that the innocent, four-eyed little blonde on the left would turn into the master of disguise above. Not much is known of Sneaky Mom's life in the years in between. No one knows what led her to a life of espionage and intrigue.
There are some rumors of her leading a double life as a Mother by day and a spy by night. The only thing that is known for sure is that she requires little sleep and has been spotted in Walmart in the wee hours of the morning. Most feel that she has abandoned the life of mystery to concentrate on Fantasy Football. It is known that she occasionally reverts back to her clandestine training by spying on her sister's husband and friends only to be disappointed when she found them doing nothing. She was a participant in the Candymig caper and cropped and enhanced photos to make her opponents look bad and her look good.

Sneaky Mom has been one of the more successful players. She has finished in the playoffs every year. Every year she has the same game plan. She whines about how bad her teams are, how little she knows about football, how her job keeps her from studying, her computer doesn't work, her electricity is out, her husband intimidates her, she doesn't want to beat her baby boys and then will go for your juggler. Like all members of Da Family she is extremely competitive and combative. Many outsiders believe that she is actually Da Family "Boss". She uses that little blonde Daddy's girls to get your guard down and the next thing you know, you are down 40 points. A player to beat every year. Don't let the raven wig fool you, 'cause no one knows what color her roots really are.


Her nanner puddin' is better than anything Aunt Bea ever made. She is a James Bond in a Martha Stewart apron.


Vegas Odds: 5:1


Next: The Top Gun

The Aunt


The Aunt has been competitive. She plays the game with the same reckless abandon that she shows driving her car and falling over things.
The Aunt, aka Crash, Beach Bums and Candy, is devious. She has been a poor role model for her niece and other family members. She was the instigator of the infamous CandyMig.
She is one of the first to go into protective mode when Da Family members are attacked (Unless it is Coach or Pilot). Her enemies refer to her as "Attila the Hen". (Behind her Back)
The Aunt won the first FF championship and is usually a contender. She works hard and stays up all night watching the waiver wire.
She likes dogs and dancing in the rain. A recovering smoker that can be dangerous at times. She once had a real job as a bean counter.
Her beach house was destroyed in Hurricane Ike, but, was one of the first to rebuild on Bolivar Peninsula. A staunch animal rights activist, she has purchased her own burial plot in the pet cemetary off Spindletop Rd.
Vegas Odds: 10:1
Next: Sneaky Mom